12 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines for Love-Hungry Geeks
Whether you’re rocking Tindr, OkCupid, or even Plenty0fFish if it’s still around. Forgive me, it’s a while since I’ve used such contraptions. You’ll need some word porn to hook the lover of your dreams. Thank us later for reeling in these 12 beautiful chat-up lines for your amorous pleasure. Don’t expect miracles overnight, because you might have to practice first. Like any good film line, it’s all in the delivery. Just remember that if it all goes Pete Tong!
If you’ve got a mirror, you can practice in that. Otherwise perhaps take a first-aid kit with you in case you get you lips bust open. Keep your head held high and your chest puffed out. It’s important to be confident and remember, girls and boys do love geeks. They’re everyone’s secret crush, but you still need to put the effort in.
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Star Wars Fans Take Note of Yoda!
It helps that Star Wars is one of the most famous film franchises of all time, because chances are everyone you hit on will have heard about Yoda. Heck, they’d have been living in a coal mine without a TV if they haven’t.
This would be especially useful if you were to go to a Star Wars film convention. No doubt there will be plenty of space fish hoping to get hit on with this little gem.
Download Your Dream Lover With This One
You’ll be able to download your dream lover with this universally acceptable quote. It’s mainstream, but geeky at the same time. There isn’t a smartphone loving human in the modern world that hasn’t heard of WiFi, is there? Well if they haven’t they are obviously a cave-dwelling blighter so you are better off without them.
Physiology Students and Water Lovers
For anyone who likes water, this one is for you. It’s also a great choice for anatomy students and doctors and nurses. Anyone working in a hospital will be fair game. Remember that out of the 12 chat-up lines we’ve picked, some are more geeky than others. They’re not super-geeky where only scientists working at Cerne will know what you mean. They’re suitable for the everyday geek.
Most regular people will surely know that the human body is made out of mainly water? Perhaps not the Jeremy Kyle Show contestants, but we don’t think they’re reading this anyway.
Hot Chicks, Hot Dudes and Sunburn
We all know that the sun is mega hot, therefore if you’re sexily hot then you must have sunburn. Right? It’s not the best quote, is it, but it’s better than nothing at all. Actually I’ve just remembered that most woman that constantly sunbath are actually quite dumb, because they know sun stroke is bad. That said, this might be well-suited to a blonde girl or boy.
You can go looking for your Baywatch babe. I’ll stay a safe distance while you deliver it!
Smartphone Geeks This One’s for You
It’s a toss up between computer and smartphone users this time. Don’t forget that if this one doesn’t work you can always rely on the magnet joke. You know the attraction one? If I’d included that it would have made 13 all in all and I didn’t want to put off the superstitious.
Then again, most geeks aren’t religious or believers in witchcraft so go ahead if yo wish…
Don’t Get too Physical – Speed Kills!
Scientists everywhere rejoice; you can go all Isaac Newton on your crush. Just don’t strap a speed gun to your bed. And definitely don’t wear a big wig like he did back in the day, otherwise you’re geeky charm will get you nowhere.
This quote isn’t for the faint-hearted damsel either. You need a rowdy girl/boy who won’t get offended.
Stick it to Them with Copy & Paste
If you think that you both go together like copy & paste, then don’t mess about sending email. Deliver your lines in person. You needn’t pretend you’re a billionaire like Bill Gates. All you have to do is remain cool. Hopefully your crush hasn’t had a bad day in the office or using Microsoft Office. Good luck and don’t forget your flowers. Not the emoji variety, but the real deal.
Another Line for the Scientists
This is a perfect example of using a chat-up line in the right place at the right time. You see not everyone will know what this means, unless they’re a molecular biologist or geneticist.
Apparently adenine always pairs with uracil. It’s a chemical process involved with RNA – similar to DNA. If you’re a genuine geek you’ll probably know better than me. I’m only a semi-professional geek in all honesty.
Matches are Made in Heaven… Sometimes
When you drop this cheeky little number, be sure to take a box of them Matchmakers chocolates with you. Don’t eat them all up on the way there, though. And definitely don’t set your potential date on fire lighting candles with your matches. Be sure to use the safety matches, unless you’re in the safety of a full-blown chemistry lab.
Yoghurt is the Food of Love
Most good-looking humans are definitely eatable at first glance. Whether you just want to cuddle up or cover them with yoghurt is another matter entirely. First of all, you’ll need to drop this line on them and see where it gets you. It isn’t the geekiest of lines, but it is a good all-rounder that’s like a Swiss army knife.
You just never know when you’ll need it so keep it handy. It might get you a good spooning on the sofa if you’re lucky.
Bookworm Lovers Here’s One for You
Your dream girl might look fine as she is, but the reality always comes later. Only once you get to know someone do you find out what the small print says in the back of the owner’s manual. That’s when you can get your fingers burnt.
As the saying goes, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.”
We’ve all been there and done it. Hopefully you won’t have to if you take this geeky advice from one nerd to another!
If She’s Cute & Curvy… Stun Her with Mathematics
Rather than measure the sand dunes, you can always calculate the size of those bread buns. That is once you’ve calculated your entrance with this nifty little line. It’s as old as mathematics itself, but the old ones are the best, as another wise saying goes. Remember, like I said previously, it’s all in the delivery, dear friend. That and looking sharp, plus a few other things.
Geeks aren’t necessarily expected to be buff, but it doesn’t go a miss if you combine brains with buff. Hit the gym and tone up before you drop the wise cracks on the other half.
Good luck, guys and gals. We sincerely hope the force is with you!
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